Friday, April 15, 2005

A Japanese chick gives you the EVIL EYE! You've been hit for 15,000dmg

Image hosted by Photobucket.com DJ Princess Cut at the Underground Poetry Circus

So I met up with Kevin last night for the final Poetry Circus the semester at UTD. Since it's the last one for awhile, I guess they decided to go all out and had a 6 turntable DJ assault (pun not intended) inculding Kevin's girly, Princess Cut. I dunno if I've mentioned her before or if you can tell from this picture, but P-Cut is Japanese. VERY Japanese. By that, I mean she has a pretty thick accent (though her english is good), she dresses like a Japanese teenager would I guess (not that she's a teenager, but that's the impression I get), and...uh...I dunno, she's just obviously not from the US. Nothing wrong with that.

So anyway, while one of the poets is up spinnin his yarn, she was just kinda chillin at the DJ booth/table, sitting down on the stage. I'm kickin it with Kevin, who was video taping the show, at one of the tables, half paying attention to the poet, half paying attention to her (she's cute, STFU)....

Suddenly the guy on the mic (think his name was Brian) mentions something about the bomb dropped on Nagasaki being called Fat Man, and how his anger was (about something, I kinda lost him at that point) was similar.

Now....lemme tell ya. As soon as he said that, the first thought in my mind was "Damn, that was kinda uncalled for. Does he know P-cut is here? She might not like that". Not to be PC or anything, I just know that's still a kinda sore subject with some Japanese people....

Anyway, I figured I'd look over at P-Cut and see if she had any reaction to that and well....

OH

MY

GOD

Not more than half a second after I glanced over did I see the meanest, most evil, vile look of hate and anger. P-Cute went from cute japanese chick to fuckin WEREWOLF-DEMONBEAST WOMAN! You could seriously see the flames in her eyes! It was like the rage of all the people killed in Nagasaki had welled up into this little japanese woman and their thirst for vengance would not be quenched until absoulutley every single last gaijin in the room was dead.

Ever see The Ring Zero? remember at the end when Good Sadako merges with Evil Sadako and they turn into like...SUPER SADAKO and she's Poplockin through the woods and shit and gouging people eyes out...yeah something like that.

To make things worse, this dude didn't stop with just the Nagaski reference, he started talkin about mushroom clouds and shit and i swear each word that came out of his mouth was just making her Hulk up even more. I think she finally powered down 10 minutes after the guy was finished with his spiel but GOD DAMN... NEVER PISS OFF JAPANESE WOMEN.

1 Comments:

Blogger Pow Biscuit! said...

Good story, but I'm looking at that dude staring at her ass like some kind of extra from the set of Dawn of the Dead.

9:34 AM  

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