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Some old mailboxes at UTD
A few things...
-Verizon DSL customers: Seriously, you motherfuckers are killing me. If I tell you I can't do anything to make your shit come on before the service ready date, I CAN'T MAKE YOUR SHIT COME ON BEFORE THE SERVICE READY DATE. I have no control over that, tech support does not handle any kind of installations, provisioning, or anything else involved with the network. We get your shit connected from your end and that's it. And no I can't send a technician to your house today. Once a ticket is submitted, IT'S OUT OF MY FUCKING HANDS. CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT OR DO I NEED TO BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU? WELL HERE GOES...
I'M A PEON. SOME IDIOT WHO GETS PAID BARELY ENOUGH TO MAKE RENT. I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER HOW VERIZON DOES BUSINESS OR WHAT PROCESSES THEY USE. TAKE THAT SHIT UP WITH CORPORATE, NOT ME. AND DON'T ASK ME FOR COPORATES INFORMATION CUZ GUESS WHAT? I DON'T EVEN HAVE IT. AND NO I CAN'T TRANSFER YOU TO SPECIFIC PERSON, ESPECIALLY IF THEY AREN'T IN THE SAME BUILDING AS ME.
-People who comment on my previous relationship: Everytime one of you says something like "I can't believe you went out with her" or "I don't know what you saw in her" or "You can do better", I just want to punch you in the face. Can't believe I went out with her? Yeah, she sucked, but you got someone else for me? No? Shut the fuck up then. I can do better? Well apparently not if I was already that low. Don't know what I saw in her? Well, I often meet women that are far more interesting, stable, and cool to be around. Guess what? They're either taken, hideous, or hardcore dykes. So go fuck yourselves with all that.
I got no game anyway, so fuck it...don't think too much about it.
-Rent going up to $700 in September: WTF?!?!? They know it's hard enough for me to make rent as it is, and they're jacking it up? FUCK YOU SIR. I mean, if I had a decent job, it wouldn't be so bad, but goddamn. If they wanted me to leave, they could just ask, fuck.
I might as well rent a house with a buddy or two for that kind of money.
hmm...what else can I bitch about...oh yeah
-People who don't return phone calls: I'm busy. You're busy. No problem. We're all adults and have our own shit to take care of right? But if I call you, leave a message, whatever, you could at least have the courtesy to call back. Whether it's to actually talk to me, or just to say fuck off, I don't care.
Anyway...there's my emo rant for the month.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3 Comments:
Angry Black Man! The Verizon thing is hilarious. You can do better, pump some positivity! I'm trying to find some tickets to Dallas, and everything is stupid expensive.
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