Since Cap'n Crunk says I never update...

Pirates, Zombies, Space Bears, Werewolves.

And Gumby.

Sounds like these seemingly unrelated subjects would not go together. Normally this would be true, until we were sifting through all the junk at the Treasure Chest thrift store the other day. Kevin discovered what appears to be the holy grail of comic books. Gumby's Summer Fun Adventure, which features our green hero battling it out with the aformentioned monsters as well as coping with his suicidal neighbor, his child molesting hispanic father, and the robot family down the street.

Sounds ridiculous, but I can honestly say it was the best 50 cents I've ever spent.